Funny Moments

I felt that my blog was getting kind of all melancholic… I have decided to lighten things up a bit…

I think everyone has heard a lot of jokes about English being spoken wrongly. But I feel that the following incidents have taken it to a whole new level. And as far as general knowledge is concerned, well…….never mind…. Here are some true funny moments that happened back in college..

(LEGEND: Actually intended meanings are enclosed in brackets and italicized)

SIVA KUMAR:

INCIDENT #1:

He went to the airport to book a ticket to Mumbai. Luckily, Varun went with him and so I treat you to this incident:

Siva : Yesterday, I want to went to Mumbai. (Tomorrow, I want to go to Mumbai)
Lady At The Counter : What?

Siva : How many tickets was you gave? (How many tickets do you have?)
Lady At The Counter : Sir, please… enaku tamil theriyum…

INCIDENT #2:

GRAPE :-> Siva’s spelling for “giraffe”

THE MAN BEHIND ALL THIS:

2. KAIPULLA

INCIDENT #1:

He saw the Taj Mahal for the first time during the final year tour.. and exclaimed:
“Cha..Machi… Akbar enna scena taj mahala noor jahanuku katti irukaaru.. wow da…I love Taj Mahal da.. Jai Hind!!!!”

INCIDENT #2:

LG received a message from Kaipula…

I have don’t money. I am hungrying for two days. Need some cash da
(I don’t have money. I have been hungry for two days)

THE MAN BEHIND ALL THIS:

3. KARTHIK

INCIDENT #1:

Serious advice from siva to karthik…..

Siva : Dai mapila…unaku English romba worsta iruku..ethavathu SPEAKEN english class ku poda
Karthik : dai..athu speaken english illa da.. SPOKING english….

INCIDENT #2:

During the L&T interview,

HR : What’s your area of interest?
Karthik : TAMBARAM

THE MAN BEHIND ALL THIS:

3. RAJ ASHWIN KARTHIK

INCIDENT #1:

During HCL Interview when he was a bit tense,

HR : Can you tell me five south indian languages?
Saani : Yeah, my pleasure. Tamil, KERALA, Telugu, KARNATAKA, SOUTH INDIA

INCIDENT #2:

Motta got a message from someone asking where he was, and the following is an excerpt from what followed:
Motta : I has been ating under the hotel of sherly for the two hours (I have been eating in hotel sherly for the past two hours)
Saani : Dai loose.. athu “under the hotel of sherly” illa da.. “below the hotel of sherly” da
Motta : Scene da mapila.. english la kalakara po..
Saani : Vidu da…ithuku thaan cbse eduthu padikanumnukarathu…

MOTTA

INCIDENT #3:

This happened quite recently in Bangalore where he was on a girl-hunting spree at HCL. Here is how he let a girl know that he had a crush on her.

Saani : Hi… I have been crushing under…sorry..sorry…below you for many days. (I have been having a crush on you for many days)

THE MAN BEHIND ALL THIS:

4. ANAND (BIO-MEDICAL)

He stayed with us at Kodambakkam for the past few months, and we have grown tired of his singing romantic songs into the headphone to some poor girl at the other end. If you stop this nonsense, or at least, keep your voice down, I will remove the part about you.. 😛

INCIDENT #1:

His classmate teased him that he did not know English. He spent a full night learning all the basic English sentences and grammar from me. The next morning, he got a call from that girl, and we all sat around him to see how well he talked. The first sentence….

“Hi, why are you?” (Hi, how are you?)

INCIDENT #2:

He became a serious paid blogger recently. Here is the first line of his first post…

Have you ever heard of quality Las Vegas at cheap rates?
(Have you ever heard of quality apartments in Las Vegas at cheap rates?)

THE MAN BEHIND ALL THIS:


5. JASA

INCIDENT #1:

Jasa was trying to pick up a girl during the first semester by messaging her. He decided to send something romantic and impress her. Here is the poem he wrote:

Jasa : Sun is settING.
Roses are shrinkING.
Stars are shinING.

Its time to say good evenING.

Reply : Stop MessagING.

THE MAN BEHIND THIS:

Special thanks to Motta and LG for recollecting all these golden moments, and guiding me throughout this post. Thanks motta..you’re a sport…

Here To Stay

A simple song I wrote with a simple tune some time back.. lol.. Was reminded of it now..

I make a million mistakes –
Well, I’m at fault.
But my love isn’t fake.
It isn’t all salt.

Please forgive me –
I could not see
That I was wrong.
That’s why I’m singing this song.

The sky may crash down on me.
The sea may wash over me.
The wind may blow me away.
But my love is here to stay.

Sometimes anger blinds me –
Well, I’m at fault.
But you’re my destiny.
Keep me in your vault.

Try to understand me.
I’m sorry, love,
I could not see.
That’s why I’m singing this song…

The fire may burn me down.
Death may take my crown.
The years may make me gray.
But my love is here to stay.